Year: 1976

This song makes it here on the back of the line, “God damn, girl can’t you see?”

Year: 1979

I love about ten Neil Diamond songs equally, so thought I’d pick the least popular one.

And Sweet Caroline is terrible.

Year: 1986

When my daughter was in the womb I would sing this song to her. It seemed to make her upset. But now she has red hair and I’d like to think I willed that into existence.