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Top 100 NES Games Countdown

When I was a kid I had Nintendo Power.  While the magazine was mostly awesome (in both a helpful and an 80’s sort of way), it always had a list of all the games I didn’t have.  I dreamed of one day owning every single game.  You know, when I got older and was rich.  I was so excited when I learned about emulators.  Imagine my disappointment when I realized most NES games sucked hard.

There are 785 titles for the Nintendo Entertainment System, and that doesn’t include Famicom titles that didn’t make it over from Japan (I decided not to include Famicom titles).  And I think 781 of them are either shooters or platformers.  I don’t have anything against those two genres (in fact, many will make my list), but if the NES library came to life it would be attack of the clones.  I have not played every game.  However, I have played many of them, if not to completion, at least long enough to know they sucked.

A lot of sites will break down scores for graphics, sound, control, etc. when reviewing games.  Bah. The only score that matters is “How likely am I to want to play this?”  All of those subcategories affect my enjoyment, but I like different games for different reasons.  For example, there’s one game with atrocious sound and underwhelming graphics that is in my Top 20.

I hope you will join me in fondly remembering and discussing these classic games.  I hope there are some hidden gems you’ll discover.  I hope that there are some hidden gems that you all can educate me about.  I also hope there is at least one game Rhubarb has played, hated, and is high on this list.

Game #100 will be posted next Monday.  Starting tomorrow and throughout this week, I will post games I am confident would make my Top 100 if I bothered to play them.  But because they are long and I no longer have the patience to go through them, I didn’t feel right just randomly giving them a spot in the countdown.  Perhaps some of you have played them and can enlighten me further.  If by chance I do wind up playing a game and adding it to the list before it’s over, I’ll simply cram it between two games on the countdown where it would be.

Enjoy this list, and boot up your emulators, because now you’re playing with power!

Top 5 Original Songs From Video Games: Still Alive

#1

Song: Still Alive
Artist:  Ellen McLain
Game:  Portal

While the end game song for Portal 2 is pretty good, I honestly remember nothing about it despite listening to it a few times already.  The final song for the first game has stuck with me for a long time, and might honestly make my top 100 songs in all genres.  It’s gorgeous.  It’s creepy.  It’s catchy.

Top 5 Original Songs From Video Games: Increased Chances

In preparation for the NES countdown, I decided to throw together a quick list.  This week we’ll be showcasing my favorite five original songs from video games I have played.  The only qualification is that the song had to be made solely for the game.  I’m not married to this list, and I may have missed some I love, but these are the five that stand out.

#5

Song: Increased Chances
Artist:  Chitlins, Whiskey and Skirt
Game:  Full Throttle

The band The Gone Jackals lent nearly all of their music to this great adventure game from LucasArts and it really enhanced the game’s atmosphere.  But one little ditty about love blooming from nuclear holocaust–made just for the game as background music in a trailer park–always makes me smile.  The band doesn’t really exist to my knowledge and this was probably meant as a joke, but I still love it.

Top 50 Reasons Why I Love My Mother

From the outset I didn’t plan on writing anything real personal on this site.  You know, don’t want it to be one of those blogs.  But a list was requested, and I have to try to honor that.  Or at least half of it.

1.  She worked graveyard shift so she could be with me during the day.

2.  She subscribed me to awesome magazines like Electric Company and Games.

3.  She made Christmas exciting by telling us she wasn’t able to buy us certain video games because they were out of stock but they’d magically end up under the tree.

4.  One time I cried because I couldn’t figure out how to cut up my fish and she did it for me.

5.  She remembered I wanted the book Ready, Okay! and found it for me before it was simple to get everything on-line.

6.  She made me crack up several times during my own wedding.

7.  For two semesters in grad school I slept over Friday nights and she always had six pieces of pizza waiting for me.

8.  I almost always got an Icee at K-Mart whenever we’d go there.

9.  She volunteered at my elementary school, teaching kids how to use the Apple II.

10.  She also made a piñata for a Valentine’s party at my school.

11.  She told me I could pursue any career I wanted and meant it.

12.  She found me an opportunity at her place of work to get my volunteer hours in for high school.

13.  When I no longer wanted to go to church there was no argument.

14.  I always got a hug whenever I wanted one (and still do!).

15.  She gave me some of her beautiful artwork to hang in my home.

16.  I got to go to the local swimming pool a lot.

17.  My friends were almost always allowed to come over, and sleep over, for days at a time.

18.  She was honest about the mistakes she made growing up, and never shied away from the topics of drugs and sex.

19.  She came to my baseball games whenever she could.

20.  She would help proofread my papers at the last minute.

21.  I was allowed to play music she didn’t like, including my own singing voice.

22.  She never worried if we wore out the grass in the yard.

23.  Scrabble

24.  Every time we went to Circus Circus

25.  I was her playing partner for Police Quest II.  When I got antsy because Dad and Ryan were making more progress, she allowed me to join them.

26.  On road trips she’d play the alphabet game.

27.  She spent hours messing with DOS and our computer speakers trying to get me voice while playing Police Quest III.  As it turned out, the game had no voice acting.  But still.

28.  She didn’t allow me to play Leisure Suit Larry V until I was older.  I always thought it was because of the adult content; as it turns out, the game is so bad I may have been permanently damaged.

29.  I got help raking leaves after buying my first house and I was taught how to make awesome pumpkin carvings.

30. She allows herself to be pranked or made fun of.

31.  She introduced me to people with mental health and DD issues as a child.

32.  Peggy’s Practical Workout.

33.  We were at a video store once and I accidentally shoplifted a ring pop.  I told her in the parking lot, but she figured since we had to wait in line for twenty minutes, we didn’t have to go back.

34.  She managed to never kill me while driving.

35.  One time at a neighbor’s house, one of the kids had a marble slide set.  I commented how cool I thought it was, and I got it for my birthday that year.

36.  I was allowed to be messy.

37.  Many head-to-head competitions in darts, ping-pong, and pinball and she didn’t let me win.

38.  She watched Basic Instinct with me when I was 11 and didn’t tease me too much for running out of the room during all the good parts.

39.  When she asks me to help her get past a certain part in a Zelda game.

40.  Cleaning up after me every time I vomited and got nowhere near the toilet.

41.  Indulging my philosophical discussions as a naive teenager.

42.  Indulging my obsession with invisible pen puzzle books.

43.  Scolding me when I broke other’s people things and couldn’t care less.

44.  Not having me committed when I had a scary predilection towards scissors and knives.

45.  She never made me feel guilty over trivial things, like my propensity to get undressed in public places (and no, this isn’t a recent thing).

46.  Forgiving me for forgetting Mother’s Day a couple times.

47.  Finding a wonderful partner to be with who is also a great grandpa.

48.  Sticking with my dad through the rough times and helping him be a better person.

49.  Instilling values in me to be tolerant, forgiving, and curious of others.

50.  Helping me turn into a happy adult.

Love you, Mom.

Final Thoughts

I know some of you have talked about this some, but would like to see you drop your top ten lists in the comments.  Also, if you’re up to it, your bottom five.

Would also like to get your thoughts on what you liked and didn’t like about this countdown.  I plan on doing future lists, though it may be a long time, if ever, if I do an exhaustive list regarding a particular TV show.  What worked for you?  Did you like that the site takes a break on the weekend or do you wish there was content daily?  Do you like just one entry per day, or would you prefer more?

My next long list is going to be the Top 100 games for the Nintendo Entertainment System.  However, there will be at least one other list before that.  Next week I’m thinking to run by top 5 original songs from video games.  If there’s any other lists you’d like to see, let me know that too.

Again, thanks for stopping by.

Averages

Here is the average ranking of the episodes in each season.

Season One:  94.8

Season Two: 95.5

Season Three: 71.8

Season Four: 68.6

Season Five: 83.8

Season Six: 78.0

Season Seven: 99.8

Not surprisingly, season four is in the lead despite having only one episode in the top ten (and it was tenth).  It’s worst episode was #139 which really helps.  There is not one dreadful episode there, which is a comfort for the viewer.  By contrast, season five had two episodes in the top ten and four in the top twenty, but was brought down significantly by having three episodes in the first week of the countdown.

Season one’s average is expected, but I was a bit surprised that season two finished behind.  The additions of Pulaski, Guinan, and Geordi’s promotion to chief engineer were all highly welcomed.  And the episodes ranked #9, #8, and #7 all came from season two.  However, there’s a lot of middling episodes that could have been great had they been done in later seasons, and plenty of bad ones as well, including the season finale.

Sadly, the final season ranks dead last, and I’m comfortable with that.  There’s really only four episodes I really liked from that season:  Attached, Paralles, The Lower Decks, and All Good Things.  The Gambit was decent.  Everything else is either trash or has recycled plots from previous seasons.

If you watched them in order…

While the TNG tab above has the list of episodes in order, here’s the list in order by air date.

Season One

72: Encounter at Farpoint (1.01)
109: The Naked Now (1.02)
156: Code of Honor (1.04)
159: The Last Outpost (1.05)
58: Where No One Has Gone Before (1.06)
151: Lonely Among Us (1.07)
102: Justice (1.08)
155: The Battle (1.09)
53: Hide and Q (1.10)
56: Haven (1.11)
31: The Big Goodbye (1.12)
101: Datalore (1.13)
153: Angel One (1.14)
50: 11001001 (1.15)
168: Too Short A Season (1.16)
117: When the Bough Breaks (1.17)
130: Home Soil (1.18)
80: Coming of Age (1.19)
54: Heart of Glory (1.20)
66: Arsenal of Freedom (1.21)
150: Symbiosis (1.22)
162: Skin of Evil (1.23)
43: We’ll Always Have Paris (1.24)
13: Conspiracy (1.25)
76: The Neutral Zone (1.26)

Season Two

108: The Child (2.01)
9: Where Silence Has Lease (2.02)
96: Elementary, Dear Data (2.03)
114: The Outrageous Okona (2.04)
129: Loud as a Whisper (2.05)
140: The Schizoid Man (2.06)
68: Unnatural Selection (2.07)
8: A Matter Of Honor (2.08)
7: The Measure of a Man (2.09)
145: The Dauphin (2.10)
69: Contagion (2.11)
71: The Royale (2.12)
64: Time Squared (2.13)
163: The Icarus Factor (2.14)
149: Pen Pals (2.15)
70: Q Who (2.16)
142: Samaritan Snare (2.17)
141: Up The Long Ladder (2.18)
138: Manhunt (2.19)
89: The Emissary (2.20)
24: Peak Performance (2.21)
157: Shades of Gray (2.22)

Season Three

90: Evolution (3.01)
12: The Ensigns of Commands (3.02)
62: The Survivors (3.03)
47: Who Watches the Watchers (3.04)
144: The Bonding (3.05)
37: Booby Trap (3.06)
63: The Enemy (3.07)
161: The Price (3.08)
127: The Vengeance Factor (3.09)
44: The Defector (3.10)
78: The Hunted (3.11)
152: The High Ground (3.12)
32: Deja Q (3.13)
42: A Matter of Perspective (3.14)
5: Yesterday’s Enterprise (3.15)
79: The Offspring (3.16)
93: Sins of the Father (3.17)
23: Allegiance (3.18)
49: Captain’s Holiday (3.19)
103: Tin Man (3.20)
45: Hollow Pursuits (3.21)
48: The Most Toys (3.22)
51: Sarek (3.23)
154: Menage a Troi (3.24)
123: Transfigurations (3.25)
2: Best of Both Worlds (3.26, 4.01)

Season Four

33: Family (4.02)
35: Brothers (4.03)
124: Suddenly Human (4.04)
17: Remember Me (4.05)
110: Legacy (4.06)
91: Reunion (4.07)
22: Future Imperfect (4.08)
139: Final Mission (4.09)
100: The Loss (4.10)
88: Data’s Day (4.11)
21: The Wounded (4.12)
73: Devil’s Due (4.13)
10: Clues (4.14)
41: First Contact (4.15)
57: Galaxy’s Child (4.16)
122: Night Terrors (4.17)
98: Identity Crisis (4.18)
81: The Nth Degree (4.19)
99: Qpid (4.20)
26: The Drumhead (4.21)
116: Half a Life (4.22)
106: The Host (4.23)
61: The Mind’s Eye (4.24)
28: In Theory (4.25)
18: Redemption (4.26, 5.01)

Season Five

16: Darmok (5.02)
84: Ensign Ro (5.03)
134: Silicon Avatar (5.04)
36: Disaster (5.05)
111: The Game (5.06)
52: Unification (5.07, 5.08)
119: A Matter of Time (5.09)
166: New Ground (5.10)
97: Hero Worship (5.11)
167: Violations (5.12)
112: Masterpiece Society (5.13)
82: Conundrum (5.14)
74: Power Play (5.15)
120: Ethics (5.16)
132: The Outcast (5.17)
6: Cause and Effect (5.18)
30: The First Duty (5.19)
165: Cost of Living (5.20)
39: The Perfect Mate (5.21)
133: Imaginary Friend (5.22)
15: I, Borg (5.23)
59: The Next Phase (5.24)
3: The Inner Light (5.25)
60: Time’s Arrow (5.26, 6.01)

Season Six

118: Realm of Fear (6.02)
137: Man of the People (6.03)
29: Relics (6.04)
126: Schisms (6.05)
146: True Q (6.06)
83: Rascals (6.07)
75: A Fistful of Datas (6.08)
40: The Quality of Life (6.09)
1: Chain of Command (6.10, 6.11)
14: Ship in a Bottle (6.12)
160: Aquiel (6.13)
67: Face of the Enemy (6.14)
34: Tapestry (6.15)
158: Birthright (6.16 + 6.17)
20: Starship Mine (6.18)
77: Lessons (6.19)
95: The Chase (6.20)
25: Frame of Mind (6.21)
135: Suspicions (6.22)
104: Rightful Heir (6.23)
38: Second Chances (6.24)
4: Timescape (6.25)
55: Descent (6.26, 7.01)

Season Seven

94: Liaisons (7.02)
143: Interface (7.03)
65: The Gambit (7.04, 7.05)
115: Phantasms (7.06)
113: Dark Page (7.07)
46: Attached (7.08)
147: Force of Nature (7.09)
105: Inheritance (7.10)
11: Parallels (7.11)
92: Pegasus (7.12)
121: Homeward (7.13)
164: Sub Rosa (7.14)
27: The Lower Decks (7.15)
85: Thine Own Self (7.16)
148: Masks (7.17)
107: Eye of the Beholder (7.18)
131: Genesis (7.19)
128: Journey’s End (7.20)
125: Firstborn (7.21)
87: Bloodlines (7.22)
136: Emergence (7.23)
86: Preemptive Strike (7.24)
19: All Good Things… (7.25)