Synopsis: Riker’s first contact with the Malcorians is being a…well, you know.

Memory Alpha Summary:  I’ll call you the next time I pass through your star system

Review:  The most memorable part of this episode has to be Bebe Neuwirth’s performance as the nurse with the alien fetish.  But I thoroughly enjoyed the politics that play out as the Malcorians decide whether or not to make friends with the Federation.  Watching scenes from their point of view is a nice treat, and the fear and resistance might be how things would play out on Earth if a Riker landed in D.C.

I am disappointed that Mirasta Yale never reappears during the series run.  It could have been really interesting to see how she handled her transition to being in space and in the Federation.

Synopsis: Riker’s rod of love finally gets him in trouble, though he adamantly denies making any “Krieger Waves” at his extradition hearing.

Memory Alpha Summary:  He really should plead nolo contendere to whoring

Review: Obviously borrowing from Rashomon, this is one of the tightest scripts this series had.  It really is a true testament to the fact that our memories are flawed and that when two people remember an event differently, there are likely truths and falsehoods in both accounts.  That Riker is proven innocent is a foregone conclusion, but the logical way the script gets there is a sight to see.  Speaking of sights, two Rikers on the same screen is always a treat.

One thing I wonder about is that it seems to me there isn’t a species in the alpha quadrant that doesn’t believe “guilty until proven innocent.”  A few sure, but it seems the writers use this trope a lot just to create conflict, even when it’s unnecessary.

Synopsis:  Moments in time repeat themselves while Picard (prophetically) has to face the first of many romantic liaisons he pissed off.

Memory Alpha Summary:  A glitch in the Matrix

Review:  I forgot how much awesomeness is packed into this episode.  First, we have Picard fencing on the holodeck.  The glitches in time are very well done, creepy as hell.  Troi actually confronts Picard about his emotions (which aren’t obvious to everyone else) and convinces him to engage in some cognitive behavioral therapy by himself (because she knows he would never go through actual therapy with her).  Picard wrestles with his own emotions in a way only a superb actor can do.  Watching three Datas wrestle with who is in the correct time continuum is a nice climax.

The only misstep I felt was Troi’s very uncomfortable and inappropriate confrontation of Crusher about her feelings for Picard while she’s in the middle of trying to save the life of a dying patient.  I’d prefer not being reminded of Grey’s Anatomy while watching Star Trek.

Synopsis: Picard plays JFK and Captain Tamalok plays Khrushchev.

Memory Alpha Summary: Looks like Castro was left out

Review:  I like how closely this episode follows up the events of The Enemy.  Too many TNG episodes have no bearing on any other, and it’s nice to see an actual progression of acts and consequences.  The middle part is a bit slow, when the entire crew debates over and over and over whether or not Admiral Jarok is telling the truth about being a traitor; however, the endgame is fabulous.  Picard’s toe-to-toe with Tamalok is chilling television, while his surprise for Tamalok in the final hour is perfect.  The writers did an excellent job at alluding to Picard’s back-up plan while hiding it enough that it becomes a surprise.  They could have easily gotten lazy and written a deus ex machina.

Synopsis: Lieutenant Barclay gets caught in an embarrassing moment of holodiction.

Memory Alpha Summary: Choppin’ broccoli?

Review:  Near every young man who grew up watching Star Trek had to have fantasized about what it would be like to use a holodeck for unseemly purposes.  It’s about time somebody on the Enterprise did.  Naturally, they couldn’t show Barclay actually having sex, but what he gets caught doing is perhaps just as embarrassing.

Simply put, this episode is funny as hell.  We get Picard slipping up Barclay’s name after admonishing the crew for his denigrating nickname.  We get Geordi subtly acknowledging his own inappropriate jonesing for some holodeck lovin’.  And then Barclay’s fantasies are perfect, with his superior officers acting like weasels and Troi and Crusher acting like goddesses.

As far as recurring guest stars go, Barclay might just be my favorite.  It’s kind of nice to have someone on board who’s kind of a screw-up, as it makes the future seem a bit more…human.

Synopsis: Where we finally hear the end to Crusher’s “Jean-Luc, I may never get another chance to say this…”

Memory Alpha Summary: We also see sexy uniform sweat.

Review:  I have to comment that the phrase “With all due respect” gets used way too often on the series, especially since it’s really a euphemism for “I fucking hate your guts, but…”

After seven seasons we finally reach the point where Picard and Crusher finally spill their guts to each other, even if it’s only because they have no choice.  Their interactions while telepathically linked are actually quite touching.  Sadly, when Picard finally makes his move, he gets shot down.  Vashar shot him down.  Kamala shot him down.  Nella left.  And now Beverly completely crushes him.  The only time he ever gets to truly be with anybody was as Kamin.

This might be my favorite individual performance by Gates.

Synopsis:  The Enterprise crew violate the Prime Directive again…and actually care this time!

Memory Alpha Summary:  Picard has come a long way since emotionally raping the Edo girl.

Review: Accidentally making their presence aware of Bronze Age humanoids could  have resulted in a very self-righteous, hammy episode.  But this one has much more poignancy than I would have thought and I found myself loving it this time around.

For the first time, Beverly stands up to Picard when she violates the prime directive even further, while Picard almost orders her to kill a patient.  Of course, then she fails to replicate a procedure successfully done by Pulaski, so she’s not out from under her superiority yet.

What makes this episode truly shine is that it deals with religion in a masterfully subtle and respectful way.  Unlike Kirk, Picard shudders at the thought of being considered God by another species.  He struggles with the decision as to whether or not to perpetuate this culture’s belief that he finds illogical and destructive or use his technology to advance their scientific knowledge years beyond where their culture would have naturally developed.  There’s no easy answers.  The only hard moral that comes through is that  Roddenberry fully believed that invoking God in the name of violence was disgusting and immoral, and it’s one of the reasons I love Star Trek.

Synopsis: Data becomes part of a collection of rare antiquities.

Memory Alpha Summary: Fortune and glory

Review:  A very talky episode that fortunately is supported by a really good story.  I found one of Riker’s quotes especially poignant when he says that for an android with no feelings, Data evoked a lot of emotions in everyone else.  Well, Fajo, who kidnapped Data, is quite similar.  A classic antisocial personality, he virtually has no real depth of feelings, yet can make everyone around him very emotional.  Thus, Data, ironically, is his perfect foil.

The final scene, where Data has to decide whether or not to murder Fajo, is also brilliant.  The ending is left ambiguous, implying Data’s programming was so conflicted by the situation that he was neither honest nor dishonest when Riker questioned him as to whether or not he fired at Fajo.  It sends chills down my spine, which Spiner can easily do.  On a different day, this episode might be Top 20.

Synopsis: After getting pressure from his pimp crew, Picard finally has sex!

Memory Alpha Summary:  Only forty-seven more times to catch up with Riker

Review:  The second consecutive episode in season three that is pretty much all Patrick, and I’m not complaining.  His range is again on display, as his usual serious nature broadens to include being sexual and funny as hell.  Hetrick is great as Vash (his love interest), a character who definitely deserved to come back again (but in retrospect, maybe shouldn’t have).

This episode has two fantastic quotes that I can’t help but share.

Riker to Picard, after being asked if everyone knows he’s being pressure by the crew to take a vacation:  There are two ensigns on deck 39 who know nothing about it.

and…

Riker to Picard:  Have I mentioned how imaginative the Risian women are, Sir?

Deanna: *all but rolling her eyes* Too often, Commander.

Synopsis:  The Bynars provide upgrades to the holodeck of death (which will somehow only last one episode—the upgrades, not the death), and Riker falls in love with a dame in this computer-generated gin joint.

Memory Alpha Summary: Unfortunately, the Bynars also last only one episode.

Review: Picard begins this episode by saying he has been delighted that the Enterprise  has performed beyond expectations.  I suppose he didn’t remember cursing at the ship several times and nearly getting killed by the holodeck twice.  Thankfully, the rest of the episode is all uphill.  Wesley is given the bridge despite how incompetent everyone thinks he is, while Riker and Picard get seduced by the Bynars holo-creation, Minuet (no, not that kind of seduction).  Carolyn McCormick nails the role, and seeing the captain and his commander engaging like this is a fun treat.  Also, Riker lays the smackdown on both Geordi and Data, making fun of a blind man teaching an android how to paint.

Getting to see the self-destruct sequence is a treat, and watching Data pout “I should not have been painting” is another dynamite quote delivered by Spiner.  A damn good episode, a nice break from the crapitude of season one.