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19: All Good Things… (7.25)

Synopsis: Picard destroys humanity, then saves them just in time for Voyager.

Memory Alpha Summary: The End

Review:  When lauded series get ready for their final episode, there is often a palpable tension amongst fans expecting to be blown away.  The stress for the writers to send things off with a satisfying bang has to be enormous.  And while this is certainly not the best series finale in television history, it’s quite solid and a worthy sendoff.

Having Q back was a must, and they got it right.

Having the episode center around Picard was a must, and they got it right.

Bringing back O’Brien and Tasha were solid ideas and the plot as written successfully allowed for it.

The touches with the past were done with great care.  Data’s babbling, Picard forgetting Worf isn’t security chief, and a subtle nod to Admiral Satie all showed how much care was put into this.  It was also nice to see future Geordi making fun of the technobabble.  “Captain, we’ve got a problem with the warp core, or the phase inducers…or some other damn thing.”

While there are a couple of continuity issues (even allowing for the fact that there was purposeful discontinuity between the three time periods), the major plot hole is that when the Pasteur created the anomaly, it should have only appeared for a brief time in the future, gotten smaller, and then disappeared (if it should have appeared at all).  Rather, it is shown getting bigger in the future as well, which goes against what Picard learns later.  However, it’s a minor quibble in what otherwise is a very well written episode.

Hearing Q say “all good things must come to an end” is as poignant a line as ever.

It’ s only fitting the show ends with one final poker game and Picard joining the senior officers.  The final line feels appropriate without being overly cheesy.

So, five-card stud, nothing wild… and the sky’s the limit.

20: Starship Mine (6.18)

Synopsis: Picard grabs his saddle and yells, “Yippy-ky yay, motherfucker!”

Memory Alpha Summary: Though he doesn’t order a pizza.

Review: Season six up to this point had been rather talky, so it was nice to finally get a good action show in there, especially one where it’s pretty much all Picard.  There’s several gruesome deaths along with cunning escapes by our hero.  I felt the story was tight, solid.  I think the B-plot down on the planet (specifically, dealing with the conspirators) was unnecessary, and seemed mostly there to give the rest of the bridge crew something to do.  But before that, Data’s new “small talk” subroutine was freaking hilarious.  I also kept smirking at the ongoing saddle joke all the way through.  It just seemed like a bunch of actors who loved working with one another having a great time.  Incidentally, it’s one of Stewart’s favorite episodes.

21: The Wounded (4.12)

Synopsis: Three seasons too late, we finally get a kickass humanoid adversary.

Memory Alpha Summary: The minstrel boy to the war has gone

Review: I heart the Cardassians.  They’re smarter than the Romulans, less obvious.  Their presence in a room is also quite formidable.  They become a huge part of DS9 for a reason.  We’ll just ignore the fact that the Federation was supposedly at war with them just one year ago, as they were never mentioned before.

I also love this episode.  It’s a lot of talking between Picard and Gul Macet, but their conversations are calculated and tense.  O’Brien develops a personality, knows as “O’Brien must suffer,” and he almost becomes a main character before he leaves for DS9.  The interactions between O’Brien and Benjamin Maxwell are also quite dramatic.  I’m surprised Roddenberry even allowed this episode to be made, what with Maxwell giving into the primal human emotion of revenge.

Picard’s final speech to Macet is dynamite, a perfect ending.

22: Future Imperfect (4.08)

Synopsis:  Riker, jealous that Worf discovered that he was a father in the last episode, finds out he’s a father in this one.

Memory Alpha Summary:  And captain, without a chance to turn it down!

Review:  A dynamite concept, and Riker shines.  Stumbling through his new life is fun yet realistic.  The boy who plays his son does a pretty decent job and just feels like a Riker.  The plot twists are also well-done, though the last one isn’t as fun.

Money Quote:  I said shut up!  As in close your mouth and stop talking.

23: Allegiance (3.18)

Synopsis: Stewart finally gets to sing a march and kiss McFadden without it ruining his character’s reputation.

Memory Alpha Summary: A brain, an athlete, a basket case, a criminal…

Review: I’m a huge fan of “stuck in a room” plots and this one doesn’t disappoint.  Jumping back and forth between real Picard and doppelganger Picard is a bit awkward, but there aren’t any wasted scenes, which helps things move along.  Plus, we get to see Stewart’s incredible acting range in full force (without it feeling forced).  He truly is a remarkable actor.  When Crusher glares at him at episode end and he chokes up while saying “engage,” I can’t help but giggle.

I couldn’t help but wonder what the rest of the bridge crew were thinking when Crusher told them that she and the captain had a “very unusual evening.”  All they did was dance and kiss once, but her phrasing would certainly make my mind race.

Money Quote:  Your names all mean surrender!

24: Peak Performance (2.21)

Synopsis: Picard and Riker face off in a battle simulation, while crew members get sucked into the seedy underworld of Stratagema.

Memory Alpha Summary: The best episode featuring the Ferengi

Review: Considering the story’s real conflict doesn’t happen until there’s about ten minutes left, this script is consistently engaging.  Kolrami is perfectly smug without being over-the-top.  Pulaski officially starts identifying with Data.  Wesley has perhaps his best episode yet as he cheats to help out Riker’s crew in the simulation (and nobody glorifies him at the end).  The battle simulation and confrontation with the Ferengi is written very well, though I question how Worf was able to deceive the Ferengi sensors without access to their security codes.  Finally, the Stratagema rematch between Data and Kolrami is delightful, ending with Data forcing a stalemate and one of his awesomest quotes:

“In the strictest sense, I did not win.”

(beat)

“I busted him up!”

25: Frame of Mind (6.21)

Synopsis: Riker flew over the cuckoo’s nest.

Memory Alpha Summary: Juicy fruit!

Review: Frakes here is superb.  It’s probably his best episode in the series.  It’s hard not to be in each moment with him as he feels he is losing his sanity.  The writing itself has a David Lynch feel to it in that even when it ends it’s hard to exactly parse what the fuck was happening, but the ride is enjoyable all the same.  It’s dark.  It’s intense.  Love it.

26: The Drumhead (4.21)

Synopsis:  McCarthyism, circa 2367.

Memory Alpha Summary:  With the first link, the chain is forged.

Review:  I am so glad they waited until season four to do something like this.  Had this been set in season one, the preachy factor would have been through the roof.  As it stands, Picard realizes that humans are still capable of yielding to their most destructive fears, even in the 24th century.  Jean Simmons is an awesome guest star.  And while Earl Billings doesn’t even get a line as Admiral Henry, his role is awesome as well.  Courtroom scenes can be so gauche, yet the writers here pull out another gem, partly because they knew to give all the best lines to Picard.  It’s not quite as emotional as in Measure of a Man, but it’s more realistic and perhaps more relevant to our times.

27: The Lower Decks (7.15)

Synopsis:  The tedious jobs Picard talks about in Tapestry get some limelight.

Memory Alpha Summary:  And another death on Wesley’s conscience!

Review: Why are crew evaluations done in Ten Forward?  That’s just asking for trouble.  But it does provide a good introduction to Ben the waiter.  He’s a cool replacement for Guinan that I think could have been a semi-regular

The premise of this episode could have tanked badly as it feels somewhat gimmicky.  And to be fair, the parallel poker games are gimmicky.  But to hear some people in the lower decks say some of the things we’ve been saying for seven seasons is realistic fun.  We also learn that ensigns have to share quarters.  Now that bites.

I think what really helps this episode is bringing back Ensign Sito from The First Duty.  We already know a little bit about her and her past, and her growth in this episode, with Worf, with Picard…it’s quite touching.  And the ending is one of the biggest tearjerkers in the entire series run.

I do have to mention something that pissed me off, though.  Nurse Ogawa is talking to Beverly about her relationship with Powell.  She asks her something like, “Do you ever feel like early in a relationship you’re just going in blind?”  Then Beverly says, “I’m not sure what you mean.”  Fuck, Beverly, you just fucked a ghost who was your grandmother’s sugar daddy in the last episode.  Not to mention the trill you fell in love with in two days.

28: In Theory (4.25)

Synopsis: Data and Jenna sittin’ in a tree…

Memory Alpha Summary:  Tasha would be so jealous

Review:  An underrated episode, even by myself in the past (though it is apparently Patrick Stewart’s favorite of the series).  Data’s experience in a relationship goes about how you’d expect and hilarious antics ensue.  Spiner is so damn good I laughed at even his predictable lines, the best part being in the ‘lover’s quarrel’ he programs himself to initiate.  “You’re not my mother!”  Love it.

The “Enterprise is in danger” part of the episode is also damn good.  The special effects team deserves some high-fives with how the dark matter affects the ship.  The death of Lt. Van Mayter is one of the creepiest moments in the show’s run.  I’ll never get that image of her stuck in the floor out of my head.