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22: Future Imperfect (4.08)

Synopsis:  Riker, jealous that Worf discovered that he was a father in the last episode, finds out he’s a father in this one.

Memory Alpha Summary:  And captain, without a chance to turn it down!

Review:  A dynamite concept, and Riker shines.  Stumbling through his new life is fun yet realistic.  The boy who plays his son does a pretty decent job and just feels like a Riker.  The plot twists are also well-done, though the last one isn’t as fun.

Money Quote:  I said shut up!  As in close your mouth and stop talking.

23: Allegiance (3.18)

Synopsis: Stewart finally gets to sing a march and kiss McFadden without it ruining his character’s reputation.

Memory Alpha Summary: A brain, an athlete, a basket case, a criminal…

Review: I’m a huge fan of “stuck in a room” plots and this one doesn’t disappoint.  Jumping back and forth between real Picard and doppelganger Picard is a bit awkward, but there aren’t any wasted scenes, which helps things move along.  Plus, we get to see Stewart’s incredible acting range in full force (without it feeling forced).  He truly is a remarkable actor.  When Crusher glares at him at episode end and he chokes up while saying “engage,” I can’t help but giggle.

I couldn’t help but wonder what the rest of the bridge crew were thinking when Crusher told them that she and the captain had a “very unusual evening.”  All they did was dance and kiss once, but her phrasing would certainly make my mind race.

Money Quote:  Your names all mean surrender!

24: Peak Performance (2.21)

Synopsis: Picard and Riker face off in a battle simulation, while crew members get sucked into the seedy underworld of Stratagema.

Memory Alpha Summary: The best episode featuring the Ferengi

Review: Considering the story’s real conflict doesn’t happen until there’s about ten minutes left, this script is consistently engaging.  Kolrami is perfectly smug without being over-the-top.  Pulaski officially starts identifying with Data.  Wesley has perhaps his best episode yet as he cheats to help out Riker’s crew in the simulation (and nobody glorifies him at the end).  The battle simulation and confrontation with the Ferengi is written very well, though I question how Worf was able to deceive the Ferengi sensors without access to their security codes.  Finally, the Stratagema rematch between Data and Kolrami is delightful, ending with Data forcing a stalemate and one of his awesomest quotes:

“In the strictest sense, I did not win.”

(beat)

“I busted him up!”

25: Frame of Mind (6.21)

Synopsis: Riker flew over the cuckoo’s nest.

Memory Alpha Summary: Juicy fruit!

Review: Frakes here is superb.  It’s probably his best episode in the series.  It’s hard not to be in each moment with him as he feels he is losing his sanity.  The writing itself has a David Lynch feel to it in that even when it ends it’s hard to exactly parse what the fuck was happening, but the ride is enjoyable all the same.  It’s dark.  It’s intense.  Love it.

26: The Drumhead (4.21)

Synopsis:  McCarthyism, circa 2367.

Memory Alpha Summary:  With the first link, the chain is forged.

Review:  I am so glad they waited until season four to do something like this.  Had this been set in season one, the preachy factor would have been through the roof.  As it stands, Picard realizes that humans are still capable of yielding to their most destructive fears, even in the 24th century.  Jean Simmons is an awesome guest star.  And while Earl Billings doesn’t even get a line as Admiral Henry, his role is awesome as well.  Courtroom scenes can be so gauche, yet the writers here pull out another gem, partly because they knew to give all the best lines to Picard.  It’s not quite as emotional as in Measure of a Man, but it’s more realistic and perhaps more relevant to our times.

27: The Lower Decks (7.15)

Synopsis:  The tedious jobs Picard talks about in Tapestry get some limelight.

Memory Alpha Summary:  And another death on Wesley’s conscience!

Review: Why are crew evaluations done in Ten Forward?  That’s just asking for trouble.  But it does provide a good introduction to Ben the waiter.  He’s a cool replacement for Guinan that I think could have been a semi-regular

The premise of this episode could have tanked badly as it feels somewhat gimmicky.  And to be fair, the parallel poker games are gimmicky.  But to hear some people in the lower decks say some of the things we’ve been saying for seven seasons is realistic fun.  We also learn that ensigns have to share quarters.  Now that bites.

I think what really helps this episode is bringing back Ensign Sito from The First Duty.  We already know a little bit about her and her past, and her growth in this episode, with Worf, with Picard…it’s quite touching.  And the ending is one of the biggest tearjerkers in the entire series run.

I do have to mention something that pissed me off, though.  Nurse Ogawa is talking to Beverly about her relationship with Powell.  She asks her something like, “Do you ever feel like early in a relationship you’re just going in blind?”  Then Beverly says, “I’m not sure what you mean.”  Fuck, Beverly, you just fucked a ghost who was your grandmother’s sugar daddy in the last episode.  Not to mention the trill you fell in love with in two days.

28: In Theory (4.25)

Synopsis: Data and Jenna sittin’ in a tree…

Memory Alpha Summary:  Tasha would be so jealous

Review:  An underrated episode, even by myself in the past (though it is apparently Patrick Stewart’s favorite of the series).  Data’s experience in a relationship goes about how you’d expect and hilarious antics ensue.  Spiner is so damn good I laughed at even his predictable lines, the best part being in the ‘lover’s quarrel’ he programs himself to initiate.  “You’re not my mother!”  Love it.

The “Enterprise is in danger” part of the episode is also damn good.  The special effects team deserves some high-fives with how the dark matter affects the ship.  The death of Lt. Van Mayter is one of the creepiest moments in the show’s run.  I’ll never get that image of her stuck in the floor out of my head.

29: Relics (6.04)

Synopsis: The answer as to how get one more main character from TOS to show up.

Memory Alpha Summary: Beam him up!

Review: While I didn’t go as gaga over seeing Scottie as many did, this is still a very enjoyable episode, with a salient plot about how the elderly can feel worthless.  It was fun to see a Dyson’s Sphere come to life.  Subtly throwing in music from the old series added a nice touch.  And the relationship that develops between Scottie and Geordi is pretty cool, too.  Scottie admonishing Geordi for telling the captain how long it really takes to get shit done is great humor.

30: The First Duty (5.19)

Synopsis: Wesley finally gets his ass handed to him.

Memory Alpha Summary: He had to kill someone to do it, but still.

Review:  Not coincidentally, it is easily the best Wesley episode out there.  He actually acts like a real kid who fucks up instead of Superboy.  He doesn’t act like he’s in authority when he’s not.  In fact, he’s Tom Paris’s Nicolas Locarno’s bitch.  He gets appropriately punished.  Picard’s admonishment is fantastic, his anger terrifying. Beverly still feels her son is Superboy up until he admits the truth, but she’s probably still got the guilt complex over not being home enough, so hey.

One thing that felt off to me is that Picard was notified of Crusher’s near death before his mother was.  In fact, Picard was essentially told to tell Beverly what happened.  That’s just weird.

31: The Big Goodbye (1.12)

Synopsis:  Picard has to impress a McGuffin by greeting them in their difficult language.  Naturally, he’s trapped on the holodeck.

Memory Alpha Summary: In the 20th century no less!

Review:  This is the first great episode of TNG, and other than nitpicking the vagaries of the universal translator, I can’t find anything negative to say about it.  The pulp environment that’s created is great fun, and I like the character of Cyrus Redblock.  I also love it every time his stooge says, “I really really want to shoot him!” The sheer joy on Picard’s face while interacting with this environment is a similar joy to see, as we’ve been mainly privy to him being stressed and demanding.  Crusher is simultaneously gorgeous and adoringly awkward in her 1930’s attire.  Wesley manages to be helpful but in a self-conscious, realistic fashion.  Just wonderful, and a harbinger of things to come.