Year: 1967
A lot of people hate The Doors and I get it. The lyrics for the most part are utter drug-fueled nonsense. But I really like Morrison’s voice and Manzarek’s keyboarding. I’m a sucker for needlessly long rock anthems and Light My Fire fits the bill.
Year: 1966
Two things I didn’t know until today. Paul McCartney plays bass guitar and sings in the background. And the song is about a vibrator.
“Electric banana, is gonna be a sudden craze…”
Year: 1988
I don’t know if Charlie Mack ever had to bust any heads, but he’s not a big fan of it. His two brothers were murdered on the street. He has done a ton of charity work, organized anti-violence fundraisers and has helped hundreds of thousands of people in Philadelphia.
But I like the folk hero here. Plus references to Rocky IV and Maaco!
Year: 1985
Did they predict Minecraft?
Year: 1993
PIPES
Year: 1994
One of the first celebrities to die from COVID. I don’t think anyone propped him up beside the jukebox.
Year: 2003
Dido’s real name is Florian Cloud de Bounevialle O’Malley Armstrong. Makes sense.
Year: 1996
Martin Sheen plays the soapbox preacher and Melissa McBride (Carol from Walking Dead) plays the stepmother.
Year: 1979
I love about ten Neil Diamond songs equally, so thought I’d pick the least popular one.
And Sweet Caroline is terrible.
Year: 1969
In the running for worst use of parentheses in song titles.
New Kids on the Block had a pretty good cover but it had a really awkward spoken word section.
Death By Troggles 
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