We had another team challenge this week. We were given 19 statements and we had to find what question or comment prompted those responses. So our team came up with a slew of responses and then voted on which ones stuck. The judges picked their favorites from each, for a total of 38 points. Our team, Nibbish & His Vogons, cleaned up by getting 20 of the 38 available points, leaving 18 for the other two teams. You can check out the post to see the results. Below are my submissions that were voted in by the team.
Okay, but it’s twice the cost for full sevice.
Could you change the other half of my oil, please?
One point from DK
A slide rule, an apple and a piece of the Blarneystone.
Only one Plinko chip? What items did you have to guess on?
One point from DK
It was my video game knowledge that saved my life.
Mr. President, you did a barrel roll?
One point from Spooky
Peer pressure makes a (guy/girl) do stupid things.
Why the long face, Benito?
No points
It was going so well until he slipped.
In the beginning, God created the heavens and the earth.
One point from Spooky
So, I didn’t get a unanimous vote on any of mine, but I got our team four points, so I’m happy. I’m also happy our team has finished in first place every week. I’ll end this post with my favorite of the week from our team.
I guess that’s the one good thing about visiting a KKK complex.
We haven’t lost a basketball game there in 12 years!