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Top 50 PC Adventure Games: Scales

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To help you determine if the game might be worth playing, each game on the countdown will have both of these scales at the end of each review.

Contemporary Scale

High: Easy to pick up and play, even if you’ve never played an adventure game.  Highly intuitive.

Medium: Some frustrations that gamers today shouldn’t put up with, but is intuitive enough that if you like the story, you’d probably forgive them.

Low: Does not translate well today.  Unless you’re a completionist or the premise really strikes a chord with you, it’s best to avoid it.

Cruelty Scale

Merciful: Impossible to get stuck, and if you die you’ll regenerate right before your mistake.  Saving the game is only necessary if you decide to turn it off.

Polite: You can die, and you should save on a regular basis just in case.  However, you can never make the game unwinnable.

Tough: You can make the game unwinnable, but only if you’re being careless.  Your instinct will be to save before experimenting.

Nasty: You can make the game unwinnable by accident.  You’ll know you’ve done so, but it wasn’t obvious beforehand.  Save often!

Cruel: You have to worry about walking dead without any clue that you’re doing so.  Saving the game doesn’t prevent catastrophe, and it’s likely at some point you’ll have to restore back to a much earlier point in the game and replay entire sections.

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Top 50 PC Adventure Games

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As a kid growing up with an IBM in the 80’s, our choice of games were mostly limited to awful strategy games programmed in BASIC or adventure games.  Our family consumed a lot of these and we often played them together.  I fell in love with being in an adventure where I had choices to make.  I loved Choose Your Own Adventure books, but adventure games allowed for critical thinking.

Most adventure games have required hammering your way through a story while trying to determine what random inventory objects you’ve collected will help you advance the plot.  It was a limitation of the beast, though some games were able to take this idea and still create captivating stories.  The best games were so immersive that the puzzles were seamless rather than obtrusive.

I’m talking a lot in the past tense.  Not every game on this list is from the 80’s, or even the 90’s. Some quality adventures are still made, but they’re fewer and far between, and I’ve had less time to play what’s out there.  I have no doubt there are brilliant games I haven’t played.

Considering all the hybrids out there, what qualifies a game as an adventure?  For me, it’s when the predominant feature of the game that shines through is the story.  The Professor Layton games have stories, but they’re essentially pure puzzle games with threadbare plots thrown around them.  Half-Life has a good story, but the predominant feature of the game is in the action.  At times the distinction feels arbitrary, but I sense there won’t be any obvious games passed over.

I realize some of you have never really played adventure games; to be honest, many of the old games do not hold up all that well, and even the old ones I love often could not find an audience.  To help you decide if a particular game might be appealing for you today, each game will have two scales.

The first scale is how well a game translates today.  If the story is awesome, but the controls are so clunky or the parser so unforgiving that it would turn off modern gamers, then the rating will be low.  If it’s still easy to pick up and play today, the score will be higher.

The second scale will show you how cruel or fair the game is.  Can you put the game in an unwinnable situation because you forgot to pick up that knife on the beach fourteen hours ago?  That’s the kind of cruelty gamers just don’t put up with today.  I wouldn’t either, but I did when I was younger, and I still fondly remember some of those games.  On the other hand, there are plenty of games on the list that never feel unfair.  Hopefully, you’ll find these rankings useful in addition to my reviews.

I have played to completion around 120 bona-fide adventure games.  While to some extent I like over half of them, there are about fifty that I find to be pretty solid and ones I would gladly play more than once, and in many cases, have done so.  See you on Monday for DbT’s third countdown!

Video Games

Top 100 NES Countdown: Final Thoughts

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Wanted to thank everyone who followed this countdown.  It was a blast to do and I think I feel satisfied now that I’ve given the NES the due I hoped to give it when I dreamed of playing of every game.  I didn’t play every game, but enough.  My blog is just over a year old now and I’ve gained some followers who don’t know me personally.  My site is mostly about me, and I’m glad some of you have found it entertaining and contributed.

Tomorrow I will introduce the next phase of Death By Troggles.  Today, I’d like to hear some of your stories.  I know some of you have shared stories in the comments, but I’m guessing there are some that haven’t been mentioned yet.  So, are there any epic moments you’d like to share?  Did you throw a controller through the window?  Did you form any new friendships because of the system?  Propose to your wife during a game of Anticipation?  Heck, just say something.

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Top 100 NES Games: Statistics

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So who were the best developers for the NES?

Appearances in the Top 100 (more than one game)

Nintendo: 13
Konami: 12
Tecmo: 9
Capcom: 7
Rare: 6
Chunsoft: 4
HAL: 4
Technos: 4
Tose: 4
Atari: 3
Taito: 3
Data East: 2
ICOM: 2
Natsume: 2
SNK: 2
Square: 2
Sunsoft: 2
Tokai: 2

Nintendo is first, but they also created more games than any other company.  How about we take a look at their cumulative rankings?  Points are awarded on a reverse order basis.  For example, Bubble Bobble was #100, so Taito will receive one point for that game.

Total Points (top 10)

Nintendo: 871
Tecmo: 527
Konami: 523
Capcom: 436
Chunsoft: 306
Rare: 272
HAL: 254
Technos: 233
Tose: 194
Square: 159

Nintendo still reigns supreme, thanks to having four games in the top 10.  Tecmo, despite three fewer appearances on the list, jumps ahead of Konami thanks to three appearances in the top 10.  Chunsoft jumps ahead of Rare despite two fewer games thanks to my love for the Dragon Warrior series. Square also jumps to the top 10 thanks to its only two games being in the top 30.

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NES Games That Didn’t Make the Cut

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It doesn’t sound like anyone was particularly agonizing over any games in particular not making the cut.  Or if they did, they didn’t say anything.  That said, some visitors may be wondering why the games below didn’t make it on the list.  Take a gander and if you have a favorite never mentioned in the countdown, go ahead and mention it in the comments.

Castlevania II: Simon’s Quest:  Great idea, poor execution.  Incredibly slow game, with annoying pop-ups and not-clued-at-all puzzles.  Terrible translation really did this game in.  Game play itself is pretty good, and graphics and sound were great as usual, but the game is impossible without outside hints.

Ghosts ‘N Goblins: This game isn’t quite as hard as I remember as a child.  I just remember being insanely frustrated that you get hit twice and you die, especially with enemies that just appear on the screen with no way to dodge them.  I didn’t even realize you had to go through the game twice to reach the real final boss.  If it weren’t for the awful sound and repetitive graphics, I may have enjoyed it more.

Maniac Mansion: Funny adventure, but agonizingly slow with too many ways to put yourself in an unwinnable situation.  Besides, if you’re going to play this, the NES is probably the slowest platform to play it on.

Metal Gear: Fantastic idea.  Few games on the NES rewarded stealth over blitzkrieg.  But Metal Gear struggled mightily with awful hit detection, confusing directions, and terrible translation.  I’ve tried playing this several times and wonder why it was consistently a favorite of Nintendo Power.

Rush’N’Attack:  Just missed the top 100.  Kind of a poor man’s Contra.

TMNT 2: The Arcade Game:  I love this in the arcade.  I don’t care for this port.  There’s just something about playing this four-player with strangers that gives it an extra thrill.  Plus, the arcade version had better music and graphics.  On its own, this is just a medicore beat ’em up.

TMNT 3: Turtles Take Manhattan: This is a much better beat ’em up, and on a different day, this may have squeezed into my top 100.  But I just don’t think beat ’em ups got that good until the 16 bit era so few made my list.

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Play With The Prose II, Semifinals: Road Trip

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With one week to go, we had to write a 59-word story about a road trip.  I was story #1.

The sun fell over Puget Sound as the crisp autumn wind rolled through Nelson’s yellow Mustang.  Thirty-seven years they had made this trip to the Northwest.  As tradition, they’d be staying somewhere new.  This year, Robinswood House. In two days, they’d be married.

Turning east on Interstate 405, Nelson shifted gears. Ethan’s hand met his. The sky turned red.

Matthew: Well, Ethan’s a funny name for a girl! Okay, just kidding, story 1, but I dig what you were trying to do here. I think you were a bit too reliant on the twist delivering some potency, however, that you didn’t really give much meat in the story. Maybe the twist was given up a bit early. WINNER: Story 2

Novak – These stories both really bring it.  They both manage to imply so much, without going too far.  #1 is definitely clearer in its meaning.  It capitalizes on recent political developments without being political itself.  I’m ok with political commentary, so I wouldn’t have held that against the story, but not everyone feels that way.  It isn’t the biggest reveal in the world, but the personal character history contained in the story is amazingly profound, and is deepened with the revelation. In the Close Call, #1 wins.

ANDY: I see you guys rolled your way into the semis. These entries are certainly worthy of a top four. #1 is a sweet little tableau. I enjoyed it, and the emotion comes across as sincere. In most circumstances, I wouldn’t have any gripes. Unfortunately, I have to be a little more critical as we approach the end, and my nitpick is that it feels like it’s just barely crossing the line into sappy territory. Well done to both, but my winner is #2.

Result vs. Sarah Johnson: LOSS (1-2)

And so my season ends.  It wasn’t my favorite story of the season, but I did put quite a bit of work into it.  I hoped to gain some poignancy without being corny, and I’m not sure I completely achieved that.

So far I’ve played three writing competitions at Casa de Leche.  I’ve finished 4th, 2nd, and now 4th again.  One of these days, Alice…

Video Games

1: Tecmo Super Bowl

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Genre: Football

Developer: Tecmo
Publisher: Tecmo
Year: 1991

Basic Idea: Ready! Down!  Hut! Hut! Hut! Hut!

Review: It feels kind of weird putting a sports game at the top of the countdown, but Tecmo Super Bowl is more than a sports game.  It’s also an arcade game that at times feels like an action game. And it’s so incredibly addicting.  I am not exaggerating when I say I have spent at least 2,000 hours playing this game. It’s tapered a bit over the years, but not completely.

I remember the first game I played.  My brother and I faced off, Chicago vs. Minnesota.  I was down by four points with only a few seconds left.  Using the reverse/flea-flicker, I launched a 50 yard bomb to Anthony Carter, who leapt over two defenders in a brilliant cinematic display, caught the ball, and gave me my victory.  I was hooked.

Every thing about this game was programmed with the idea of making every moment fun for the player. The extensive, detailed, thrill-inducing cinema shots enhance nearly every play.  The sound effects, from blocking to kicking, to the ball whistling through the air all make the game pop.  And, of course, being rewarded with a “Touchdown!” call is the icing on the cake.

But the game is more than all the arcade effects.  The play control is impressive, with the ability to dodge and cut with ease depending on the skills of each player.  My only critique of the control is that fighting off tackles has more to do with your ability to rapidly press the buttons than the strength of your player.  This put me at a disadvantage against most everyone I played with, as I just don’t have a fast finger.

The computer A.I. is pretty easy to figure out, so there’s little challenge there.  But there’s endless possibilities for friends to play against each other.  And we did.  Not only did we go through the entire 1990 NFL season multiple times with different teams, we also would use a second cartridge to play fantasy football on.  We’d draft teams, skip the games, count our points, and down lots of Mountain Dew.  This is the game I’ve played at 3 a.m. more than any other.  I also admit to playing many season using the coach function, just to give myself a challenge.

I am still crazy in love with the rosters. Randall Cunningham. Barry Sanders. Christian Okoye. David Fulcher. Wayne Haddix. Lawrence Taylor. Derrick Thomas. Ronnie Lott. Bob Nelson.  And, of course, Bo Jackson. I’ve changed my mind: Bo Jackson is my favorite boss on the NES. Finding ways to stop him, Cunningham, or Lott were the cause of friction. We would handicap each other. You can only run for a first down with Cunningham on 3rd down.  You could only use Lott once per four downs. Of course, if it weren’t for tackling being often dependent on button mashing, things may have been different.

This was also the first game to keep extensive statistics.  For a guy who loves numbers and records, this was a dream come true.

Add in awesome, awesome music, crushing injuries, a great halftime show, and a solid ending, there’s no other game I’d rather play.  The sequel on the SNES fixes a lot of minor issues with the game (e.g. no touchbacks, no blocked punts, clock issues) and adds some features (e.g. weather), but when push comes to shove I usually pick the original.  Tecmo Super Bowl, even today, remains a beast and as far as sports/arcade games go, has yet to be equaled.

Video Games

1: Urban Champion

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Genre: Slice of Life

Developer: Nintendo
Publisher: Nintendo
Year: 1986

Basic Idea: Your life will never be the same.

Review:  I have never been more inspired by a game.

Remember the end of the The Breakfast Club, where Judd Nelson is walking across the football field to “Don’t Forget About Me?”  When he pumps his fist in the air, that’s how I feel every time I load Urban Champion.  A simultaneous rush of excitement and melancholy–every time.

Like everything John Hughes accomplished, this game has layers upon layers.  What initially appears to be your typical street fighting game is really about the quest of two misunderstood young men to find their path in life.  Many feel that the character’s identical looks indicate that they are twin brothers, fighting through a sibling rivalry.  If one looks deeper, it is obvious that they merely represent how society views all street thugs: worthless and no different from any other.

This is accentuated by several other subtle touches.  Notice how each area looks the same, other than a palette swap and the names on the building?  This represents how for the life of a poor urban citizen, the days and places run together as they struggle for food and shelter, sometimes resorting to fighting each other for resources.

It’s unfortunate this is the only part of these men’s lives we get to see, but it’s really the most heartbreaking.  Imagine Boyz N the Hood in a video game, only more redemptive.  The controls aren’t the greatest, but how else to better represent these men’s struggles than to show how little control they have over their destiny?

Also notice how the bourgeois middle-class occasionally tries to throw flower pots during fights?  This is a painful reminder of how most of society treats those less fortunate, not knowing that they could be one tragedy away from being in the same position.

Finally, one “wins” this by knocking their opponent into a sewer hole.  Talk about gut-wrenching, that despite the depths of sadness of these men’s lives, they still have farther to fall if they’re not careful.  Even when one arises victorious, it’s just another reminder of the real costs to society.  Confetti is thrown on the winner by the middle-class apartment dwellers, a pathetic reinforcement of behavior, equating their struggles to that of a cockfight.

Sure, there are more modern games like Street Fighter II that have better graphics and more “moves.”  But for a pure, stripped down view about what it’s really like to be a street fighter, look no further than Urban Champion.