My, oh my
Said the cow, to I

No good to mulch
This grass is yellow
Now what now
Two legged fellow?

Tis green, said me
Cannot you see?

A tasty lunch
I show to you
Just bend like this
And start to chew

Well, oh well
Is this not a sight?
I give thee my bell
For I walk upright

I went to protest
This necklace of new
But my speech consisted
Of only a moo