Year: 1985
Did they predict Minecraft?
Céline Dion — The Power of Love
Year: 1993
PIPES
Joe Diffie — Third Rock From Th e Sun
Year: 1994
One of the first celebrities to die from COVID. I don’t think anyone propped him up beside the jukebox.
Dido — White Flag
Year: 2003
Dido’s real name is Florian Cloud de Bounevialle O’Malley Armstrong. Makes sense.
Diamond Rio — It’s All In Your Head
Year: 1996
Martin Sheen plays the soapbox preacher and Melissa McBride (Carol from Walking Dead) plays the stepmother.
Neil Diamond — September Morn’
Year: 1979
I love about ten Neil Diamond songs equally, so thought I’d pick the least popular one.
And Sweet Caroline is terrible.
The Delfonics — Didn’t I (Blow Your Mind This Time)
Year: 1969
In the running for worst use of parentheses in song titles.
New Kids on the Block had a pretty good cover but it had a really awkward spoken word section.
Del Amitri — Roll To Me
Year: 1995
I like two minute songs.
In 1995 I was taping songs off the radio and after this one was Sadie B. Hawkins “As I Lay Me Down.” I will not playing that one this year.
The Decemberists — The Hazards of Love 1
Year: 2009
The album is a rock opera and I’m not super crazy about it, but I enjoy the albums first track quite a bit. From the wiki:
The plot is a love story: a woman named Margaret (voiced by Stark) falls in love with a shape-shifting boreal forest dweller named William (voiced by Meloy). William’s mother, the jealous Forest Queen (voiced by Nova), and the villainous Rake (also voiced by Meloy) bring conflict to the album’s story arc.
Chris DeBurgh — Lady In Red
Year: 1986
When my daughter was in the womb I would sing this song to her. It seemed to make her upset. But now she has red hair and I’d like to think I willed that into existence.
Death By Troggles 
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